SO YOU WANT to LIVE in COSTA RICA the Adventures, Trials and Tribulations of Settling in Paradise by Gary Davis

8 Oct

This is the continuation of a series of blogs to promote the e-book SO YOU WANT to LIVE in COSTA RICA – which is a guide to… the Adventures, Trials and Tribulations of Settling in Paradise… This is a guide book that will give you the kind of insider’s knowledge that you might wish you had before you made your decision to move or not move to Costa Rica.

Every blog entry will start with the appendix because that way when you read whatever else I have posted it will 1. make sense (I hope) and 2. give you a point of reference in case you realize you need to read something that is “archived”.  Because if you read every blog I enter you will have eventually read the whole e-book and won’t need to order it for $2.99 from Amazon or B&N.  All you’ll be missing are the photos that show what you might expect if you choose to undertake the Adventures, Trials and Tribulations of Settling in Paradise.

As I said, I will start each blog with the appendix so that the reader can reference important elements of the book to archived blogs.  The page numbers shown are the actual page they appear on in the book. Here is the Appendix – and these are all the nuggets and their corresponding page numbers: Definition of “nugget” – 3, Doors & Windows – 7, Manufacturing – 11, Real Estate – 11, Shipping – 12,Maps, – 15, Corporations – 20, Traffic Cops – 23, Know basic Spanish – 30, Panama – 33, Roof Line – 42, Plumita Pacifica Web Address – 65, Getting the Best a Tico has to Offer – 84, Power Surges – 86, Liberia Airport – 88, Attitude – 104, Cellular Phones – 117, Newspapers – 18, Your Embassy – 137, Buying & Selling Cars – 154, Drive Slowly – 161, Arriving at the Airport – 168, Wages & Prices – 170, Undertows – 226, Life Ring – 230, Avoiding Customs Confiscations – 234, Driving Rules – 236, Walking in the City – 249, Purchasing Anything – 258, Buying Fresh Produce – 263, Bus Tickets – 272, to “Bribe” or not to “Bribe” – 313, Traffic ticket Prices – 315, Exiting the Country – 337

chapter 8 continued

The solution: a really BIG  net.  I go back to the store with a design in mind.  I will have one made that basically fills the whole room that I can walk under.  Now, it turns out that for reasons not known to me, this town has a large population of Chinese.  Many of the businesses are owned by Chinese and this is one.  But at least I’m able to explain that I need material and the owner says go two blocks this way and two blocks that way and one block that way and there’s a store that sells mosquito net material.  Do you think I can find it?  I wander around looking at strange looking store fronts, most of which don’t have signage, and those that do I can’t understand anyway.  So my technique is to see what’s in the window.  Maybe it’ll have material of various kinds.  Nope.  So after ten or fifteen minutes of this I go back to the store and tell the guy I can’t find it.  He’s Chinese and he says something in Chinese to this little old Chinese guy standing behind the counter with him.  The old guy beckons for me to follow him and he leads me directly to the store the guy was telling me to go to.  It’s closed.  There’s absolutely no signage, and no way of telling if they sell fabric by looking in the window.  But he bangs on the door until finally this little old Chinese lady opens the door a crack.

He says something in Chinese, which seemed to me like he was telling her what I wanted because she kept nodding her head like “yeah, I understand”, and finally she opens the door and beckons me in.  I draw pictures, make sign language, we figure out yardage, she unrolls a bunch of fabric and cuts me twenty meters worth and the first half of my quest is a success.


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